Jack's Flicks Shack

Or why you are likely a loser

Greetings, bloodsuckers and cinephiles! It’s your old pal Smiling Jack, back with a list that’ll make your undead hearts race. Today, I’m counting down my top 10 cult classics you absolutely need to sink your fangs into. These films are like rare blood types – unique, unforgettable, and oh-so-satisfying.

1. The Lost Boys (1987) “Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die.” Need I say more? This vampiric gem is a must-watch.
2. Repo Man (1984) Punk rock, aliens, and Emilio Estevez – a combination that’s as wild as a Sabbat raid.
3. Big Trouble in Little China (1986) Kurt Russell’s finest hour in a supernatural Chinatown showdown. It’s as crazy as a Malkavian on a sugar rush.
4. They Live (1988) Rowdy Roddy Piper uncovers a world run by hidden alien overlords. Put on the shades and see the truth, kindred.
5. Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) A midnight staple. Time to do the Time Warp again with this campy, cult musical.
6. Blade Runner (1982) Noir meets sci-fi in Ridley Scott’s masterpiece. “More human than human” indeed.
7. The Warriors (1979) Can you dig it? A gang fight for survival through the streets of New York. Pure Anarch energy.
8. Evil Dead 2 (1987) Bruce Campbell vs. the undead in a gory, slapstick horror ride. Groovy.
9. Donnie Darko (2001) A mind-bending journey through time, fate, and a giant rabbit. Perfect for those nights when reality feels a bit too thin.
10. Withnail & I (1987) Two down-and-out actors on a chaotic countryside retreat. Dark humor and existential dread, just like unlife.

These films are cult classics for a reason – they’re unforgettable, boundary-pushing, and downright entertaining. Swing by Jack’s Flick Shack and sink your teeth into these cinematic treasures. Trust me, you won’t regret it.